No clue. I guess we’ll have to wait for the make-over—and-shopping montage to find out.

She’s covered in scars from her life as a back-street alligator wrestler.

Well carry on...I look forward to your next movie were you wear nothing but pajamas and get to have sex with Jennifer Lawerence, Megan Fox, and Zoe Saldana at the same time...you don’t have to pay me for the idea.

No, Money$$$... I am Adam Sandler.

At least three of those could pretty much be rephrased as: JANE has tragically decreased her value as a decorative object by living her life as if she were a human being.

So you are making an Adam Sandler movie?

I’m learning how to do script breakdowns right now (I want to go into development) and oh, GOD, the descriptions of women.

This one takes the cake.

“JANE, 25, walks with a purpose uptown through the tunnel toward Park Ave and 46th Street. Jane is confident and mature beyond her years. She IS the smartest person in the…

This part’s my favourite “But living an actual life has taken its toll”.

I bet the writer of that last one felt super open-minded and progressive for describing a 40yo as drop-dead beautiful.

These read like wonderfully campy gay porn scripts.

That last one stings particularly given how much effort women have to put into their appearance just to be considered professional.

Damn, these tweets have me thinking I need to do some serious rewrites on my script: The Sloven Schlub Who Does Sex With Younger, Hotter Women.

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

Some other fun ones about those once beautiful women who tragically turned 30:

Have you been spying on me? Are you in my house right now?

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

As I said in the io9 post, this is what happens when socially inept losers who’ve never had sex until their late 20s become Hollywood writers

As awesome as this looks, it’s missing the grander scale of involving Everyone.

There's no way Spider-Man will have a substantial role this. It's probably just an end credits thing

Considering IronMan’s obsession to tinker I’d say he build it himself alongside 40 other things he’s wearing all day.