This movie made Bruce look like a super asshole.

WHAT?!

Wow, they were right about that jacket. I wasn’t sure but that definitely works way better.

Coutoure outfits are high fashion’s equivalent to original cosplay. They aren’t meant to be actually worn or evaluated as actual item’s of clothing.

Damn, there was nothing that man could not excel at!

How about his fellow FF protagonist with his male equivalent of a metal bikini? :D

I don’t feel that rocket heels justify a super-gendered choice of footwear. Not to mention it’s wholly impractical for a combat scenario. Besides, if the rockets are in the heels, then why not just make them platform shoes, or just keep them to a single, consistent color (because after everything else has been…

i want that last pair of pants, for when i get too lazy to put a shirt on

Wait, her name is “Quiet” and she’s barely clothed? I don’t think she’s a video game character, I’m almost certain someone 3D modelled their wet dream wife.

Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU.

Should’ve asked them what they thought about this fashion train wreck

I actually enjoyed they didn’t stick to the fashion. They were responding and reacting to the character design. I think that was much more valuable, to see how people that don’t play video games react to seeing video game characters. It was interesting!

These are fashion people not art critics.

I remember when Something Awful did Fashion SWAT, including two for games. This one is my favorite:

Me too. Because her outfit is terrible.

Ciri and Lightning for best dressed. Chloe gets the “Trying Way Too Hard” award.

Hmmm, David Bowie has nicer boobs than I might have guessed.

And then Kingdom Hearts for bonus points. I would love to hear their opinion on zippers.

I just want to see these people tear through the entire Final Fantasy universe, Amano and Nomura alike.

Righteous hate for Quiet’s get-up.