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“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

Doing it the Write-off Way.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

“I’ll tell you who isn’t sympathetic to labor....”

Haven’t seen that many white people run in Massachusetts since Randy Moss moved into one of the gated communities near Foxborough.

Don't you mean bonkres?

Red Flags can’t melt steel beams.

The 43-year-old Baker, who had a stint with Seattle Supersonics, credited former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz for the job and chance to put his life together.

Man, that’s really going to piss off all the people on the season ticket holder waitlist.

“Man, things were way better in this country back in 1738.”

So none of the dead ones get to vote anymore? A small but necessary step to sabremetrics finally getting the credit it deserves.

Drew you somehow managed to talk about the Chicago Bears QB without mentioning Kristin Cavallari. I’m afraid there is no longer a place for you here at Gawker Media.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

+1 Kendrys Morales

I decided to take this down.

This incident may not be great for Leyva’s baseball career, but his odds of eventually finding himself in AA have increased dramatically.