This is his second assault on a child, the first being Jay Cutler’s id.

Will no one think of the cats?!?

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

In a tit-for-tat move, Blazer has placed FIFA on The Naughty List for life.

Disappointed not to see Ted 2 on this list.

In his defense, would YOU want to pay attention to a Padres game?

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.

Hey, now, be fair. They did have two, until that thing with the moose.

This is good.

Still has more street cred than Carlton.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

“It’s Chik-Fil-A, not Dik-Fil-An-A.”

Wait, someone was able to cut short the time this woman was on screen?

Not even close.

Abby Wambach is complaining? Must be a day that ends in “day”.

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

“Ball 4”

In fairness, Scottish people have no idea what the sun looks like.