Here's the problem: Grace Jones is a beautiful androgynous goddess and so, so few people can properly do her justice, let alone make an impersonation of her funny. The bar is just too high. Grace isn't some Katy Perry Level ho. You either got it or you fuck it up so badly you absolutely must get out.

BITCH I said the same thing about Valentina being Judy at the bar I was in. Are you secretly my friend stealin my shit IRL.

I don't believe Jaymes was significantly better than Kimora in that lipsync by any stretch of the imagination, but I do think the underdog will consistently be seen as doing better just by lowered expectations (and a wish to see the quieter personality win). They were both pretty weak though. That was a boring ass…

I actually can't think of a game more deserving of a Game In Progress than NieR because of how drastically its story and gameplay shifts depending on which perspective/ending you get. Thus far, I've only gotten ABD and a few joke endings, and I cannot believe how effectively this thing has implemented it's multiple…

I don't have the funds to buy a Switch, having just obtained a PS4 (not to mention, it's hard to justify buying a console for one game series when there are so many more series I'm invested in on playstation). All these Zelda articles are torturous. Breath of the Wild looks so, so amazing.

Which is fine! I suppose when it comes to music reviews here, I have long since stopped taking them too seriously. Not to cast any aspersions on the reviewer whether I agree with their opinion or not, but it's quite clear that certain sections of this site have become less and less of a priority over the years, and to…

If you are coming here looking for an in depth knowledge or appreciation of hip hop then I genuinely don't know what to tell you. Good on you for being open-minded? (Really, there are many things I love about AVC, but c'mon. No one expects that.)

To my amusement, my favorite run of the album is Passionfruit, Jorja Interlude, Get it Together, a run of three songs that actually has less Drake and more Jorja.

Damn it. I'm usually pretty diligent about waiting for at least a mild price drop or sale when it comes to most new games I wasn't actively anticipating, but the glowing reviews combined with my interest in its aesthetics and game play are likely gonna entice me to shell out full price for this.

Another one of the 5 people who eagerly waited for those reviews week to week between the years long hiatuses?

The type of white liberal "dating interracially negates personal racism and complicity/white women cannot exert oppression over black men because misogyny" is the precise type of rhetoric this film was meticulously trying to poke gaping holes in. It would have absolutely cheapened the film's messages to have Rose be…

It is genuinely strange to think that I used to earnestly recommend this all my friends.

Good to know. It'd be great to see this in the theater. Thanks!

How is it in terms of graphic violence? I can deal with horror, but I do have some issues with handling graphic violence (particularly anything involving eyes/teeth/fingers) on the big screen.

That makes sense! I had no knowledge of him previously, so when he was going on about how he got rejected twice and then also got knocked around on the other Bachelor Paradise show I was amused that he came back AGAIN.

I'm watching this thing for the first time because I was lured by the siren song of a huge payout (there is a very sizable pot at work that I want to win). Is it always this boring? I am impressed that there's a black woman that seems to be doing well (impressed is the wrong word, perhaps morbidly fascinated). Of…

I have been enjoying the hell out of watching Christopher Odd (Mr. Odd) play through RE7 as there was no way in hell I'd be able to endure playing it myself. He plays video games like I do, matter-of-factly with minimal swearing when genuinely surprised. I also enjoy his calming mid-western accent. Finding a Let's…

Bingo. My tactic as well. I couldn't even finish BioShock a few years ago (I'll get there eventually) because I kept shrieking and jumping every few minutes, but I love watching other people play horror games. The irritating thing is trying to find someone who isn't an obnoxious ham.

I enjoyed Broken Age a great deal. Rejoice in the fact that you get the entire game at once because it was agony playing half of it and then waiting for several months for the second half to come out.

Jokes on you pal because you just volunteered yourself for an escort mission. I'm very fragile.