Neo is feeling pretty pumped but then a Trinity walks downstairs and starts firing at him. He’s taken aback by seeing Trinity but it isn’t a “real” her, she fires and it’s like an homage to the original bullet time scene. Morpheus shoots her and says dodge this like trinity did. Running an entire person’s…

Back to Matrix, Trinity is having doubts, fearing she’s been manipulated. She jumps out her window to her death but wakes up again in her bed. She’s immortal. Tries to stop building but Architect says we’ll nuke Zion or something if you don’t.

Neo is outside, mouser the mousey guy is carrying groceries from afar. Neo “Sees” him. Oh shit, he thinks. Mouser sees Neo, drops the groceries, and runs up to see Neo. Neo tells him to calm down and that he has to keep this a secret. Mouser says he won’t tell a soul, but that he’s a dad and has a family now, he even…

Neo and Morpheus are approaching military guy’s compound. Morpheus prepares to knock on his door but Neo says don’t, he’s already coming. Military guy opens up.

CUT TO: Trinity, waking up on the floor of the lobby of the building where the shootout happened. She’s the only person there. She is wearing normal clothes, not her black velvety stuff. The elevator opens up. She walks in. There’s only one button. She presses it. It takes her up to the top. She steps outside, it’s a…

Morpheus climbs a ladder to a special place in city hall. It’s reserved for heroes of the resistance. This is where Trinity’s body has been laid to rest. There’s a cloaked figure standing over it. It’s Neo. He turns aroun Neo.” Neo turns around, they embrace in a hug.

Opening scene: one of the flying space ships heading to the machine city in the middle of the night. Humans are still at peace with machines but live in a carefully monitored surveillance state (whole movie is an allegory about big data and surveillance and such), where they have to watch what they say, how they…

Machines found and took her body, replicated her consciousness, something something. She lives in the Matrix but is dead in real life.

Eminem’s been around for 20+ years now and has remained an incredible artist and musician, never once dipping in quality or popularity throughout that time, so that might explain it.

How egregious that a blogger, in a blog post about thinking dogs, did not include the dog from DOG WITH A BLOG

No, she has sex at no ordinary baseball field, she has sex at THE POINT

Any conversation about Sharon Tate’s lack of dialogue should include Charlie Manson’s lack of dialogue. Dude is only in the movie for like five minutes and speaks a line or two, and then it’s just his presence or reputation guiding others.

I think the entire point was to show these now mythical figures and the presence…

She knows it’s stupid too, she was just looking for a reason to spend more time with you/bond with you.

Yes but she helped make Zero Dark Thirty so all is forgiven.

If there is a Tom Hanks who can be a faithful Tom Hanks to a childhood Tom Hanks, it’s Tom Hanks

This can be fixed by one line of dialogue. “I thought they made you retire after 30 years?” “That’s true sir, but code XO91B/unique Maverick life detail/etc. allowed him to stay around.”

Wait, so Cheryl Eddy says the IT trailer will haunt my nightmares tonight, and you’re saying the Cats trailer will haunt my nightmares tonight, which is it!?!?!?!

Margot Robbie is 29?!!?!?!!? I’m 30 and thought she was like 35 because she seems so magnetic and assured and whatnot.

-Mary Louise never makes it to the stand. While driving home one night, she gets in a normal accident on that bridge that is always being shown in the trailer and dies.

-The night of Mary Louise’s accident before it happens, Celeste drinks out of despair and frustration (we saw her drinking two things of Grey Goose, so…

Thousand Oaks? Agoura Hills? Pasadena? Camarillo? Pacific Palisades?