I thought it was good, but I predict that the scale for Meryl killing someone will rise to 20 when she meets Shailene Woodley and Ziggy. She’ll take one look at that kid and immediately know he’s her granddaughter.

“Your country would just find itself in debt again.”

The problem is that fans use Q&A’s not because they really have a question they want to be answered, but because they want to talk to a celebrity they like

He understands Middle America (even as a Canadian!). He knows that Jimmy and Sandler are perfectly palatable and non-threatening. Those other guys along with Sandler who were more acerbic, David Spade and Chris Rock, are arguably funnier, but they aren’t as mainstream.

I always love to imagine lonely Ben Affleck sitting at home in LA in 2006, watching TV while drinking a Sam Adams and crying, because all his buddies are starring in The Departed over in Bahston.

Did you go to the wineries in Santa Barbara and have a picnic in the hills?

Undergrad, yes, I’d say it’s immensely difficult. And it gets even more difficult for their more competitive programs (film, business, engineering). It’s one of those situations where even if you have a 4.0 and great SAT scores, you’re no different than anyone else who is applying.

Phoenix Down, duh

Went to USC. Hated it. Trash school with trash faculty.

All she has to do is make it look like she’s going to USC but without ever actually saying she’s a USC student. Like on her Instagram, write stuff like #fighton or “much love to the class of 2022" which makes it sound like she goes to school there even though she…

A sandwich is a dish that consists of two pieces of bread with some sort of meat, spread, or other item in-between.

That’s sadly why liability insurance exists. People are going to fuck up, but the amount of money that people spend to protect themselves from financial windfall of fucking up, well, will ultimately be more than the insurance companies end up having to pay long term.

Saw Moby at the Hakkasan nigihtclub in Vegas. After doing some deejay-ing things, he would walk around the stage, crouch down and flip off the audience, like actually extend his fingers into our faces.

In high school, I watched SportsCenter every morning before going to class. I wasn’t even that big of a sports fan, but the program itself was entertaining and gave me a good recap of everything that happened the day or night before, and a preview or analysis of what was to come.

Beyond that, shows like Around the Horn…

And the POLLUTION. Can’t forget the BROWN CLOUD. And how BEER is 2.3 PERCENT or something.

Jk, lived in SLC for 5 months, enjoyed it, City Creek Center is dope on a rope. and the Chipotle in Sugarhouse is to DIE for. 

I recently traveled to Maui and at my hotel, found myself caught in one of these discussions with a staunch Trump supporter. I’m late twenties, he’s like 60 or 70, and he’s generally rude and condescending, asking stuff like:

Old guy: “So young guy, tell me, do you know the difference between Republicans and Democrats?”

…

True, but that’s kind of proving my point, that we’re all looking at her from the internet mob standpoint and easily saying how she “should have acted.”

It’s like a kid who goes to Harvard completely on their parents dime but is miserable there, and instead of just being able to leave, the kid’s parents are telling…

I hear ya, it sucks hearing about millionaires complain that they’re going to become even richer doing something relatively easy.

At the same time, I love anytime a celebrity acts like an actual person and it seems like Constance did the same thing here. I can only imagine becoming one of the biggest celebs in the biz…

Warren would be a better president than Bernie, but Bernie has a better chance at beating Trump. I could easily see a debate happening where Warren wants to rationally argue policies and platforms, while Trump just insults her the whole time or lies about her policies. The insults become a meme and it’s the only thing…

I’m sorry but I always feel incredibly depressed after eating at Burger King. The food is delicious, but I literally just feel extremely sad.

Beyond how this is the perfect example of “marketing with a message” gone awry, apparently there was no awareness on Burger King’s end that EATING FAST FOOD LITERALLY MAKES YOU…

She supports him because she’s flawed like all of us.

If we found out that someone we knew but didn’t care about was a sexual harraser, child abuser, murderer, etc, we’d cast judgment on them without question.

If we found out that a sibling, best friend, lover, or parent was the same, we’d approach it from a different…