everyone just passed over the limp wand that Adam couldn't get up? That was too easy. AND FABULOUS

Murray just wants them out of the house. And stay out!

maybe he can get Robin Leach to do the infomercial

I seriously want a confetti cannon. Especially when I go to baseball games.

Bacon wrapped kale. For when you want your girlfriend to shut up about it already

I feel so bad for Sue. She has a great friend and a cute boyfriend (who's totally a nice guy) and then he's gonna be a priest. I hate you sitcom god

come on. Catholic priests have sex.

I met him at Mardi Gras and he couldn't be cooler. I just said "hey Wierd! You're awesome. Can I have a pic" And his date was so nice (she took the pic)

Yo- yo- yo- yooooooooga!

I totally forgot the etymology of "bedazzled". Now I know, Grasshopper

I don't get it. My boyfriend and I have a Subaru and neither one of us are lesbians.

I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Bev's Eagles sweater.

-Ben Franklin "As I so famously said in 1780-something…."

not at all. That's how girls are. Especially when you first meet a new "girl friend". It's kind of like a romance - you hang out ALL the time, "oh my god we have THAT in common too", what can I buy her, etc. It's happened with so many friendships - and it goes both ways.

flashbacks!

Axel went from annoying older brother to flat out jerk. He's really a bad person.

no.

oh we noticed!!! it was epic

I hope he''ll be back.

knowing Andy, i see it as a definite possibility