It's a feminist thing. She'll stop talking about her boobs when men stop talking about their dicks all the time: NEVER.

I could parent. I think I would be a good parent with a happy child. Ideally with a partner.

No desire whatsoever to be pregnant. None.

I'm really suspicious of all these straight men trying to pressure their partners into having children. It must be really easy for them when they're not going to suffer any of the downsides of having children.

Even in a progressive, liberal, feminist household like ours, there was still that idea that the woman will stay home and the guy will keep working

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

I'm a Grown Woman.

I've never seen an underboob selfie of another person, but I have to say, if you have hot underboob you may as well flaunt it. Once I took a photo of mine and it was the least sexy thing I have ever seen. Boobs be hangin'.

I'M SO ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT

HERE'S MY BODY TO OBJECTIFY.

Jesus. Wake me when this woman has a damn clue.

Save yourself the therapy and just watch "He's just not that into you". If a dude likes you, he won't be able to get enough of you for a good long time. Obviously the honeymoon phase wears off eventually, but not in a course of weeks.

If he seems hot and then cold like an apartment building shower, you need to run and…

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

This is my American dream.

Re: the last screenshot-

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

I'm an admin assistant and I can totally verify that. Yes, I know everything about everyone. I'm not even nosy or gossipy! People just tell me everything, or talk about stuff when I'm right there, as if I'm not even there. I am like a lamp to them. But this lamp has alllllll the dirt.

Hell yes.

This is so awesome, and I am loving this editorial direction Jez has taken where you guys are consistently highlighting really successful, accomplished women and the cool shit they're doing.

If you're just going to cut and past the IKEA catalog... that's cool.

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."