Yeah, right? Where is the How to Clean a Toilet, Including Wiping Down the Part Between the Seat and the Tank, Wiping the Top of the Tank, and Cleaning the Pee Dribbles You Left Down the Front of the Bowl class? Where is the Clean Up Every Single One of Your Godamn Beard Hairs from Both the Sink and the Counter class?…

If your guy hasn't taken it upon himself to learn how to do some domestic shit by the time he's old enough to contemplate marriage, teaching him how to make a three-course meal isn't going to do a thing to ensure he does the grueling, grinding tasks like cleaning the bathroom and making sure there's food that didn't…

Back in the days before sanity, I was cop at a major metropolitan university here in the US of A. I thought I might get involved in teaching this class to the undergrads because I was pissed off and frustrated at how badly the school handled sexual assaults. (I know, shocking right?) I attended the first day of the…

I call the itty bitty ones Crotch Nipples.

Several upthread moaning about "missed signals".

I used to be a #1, until experience taught me that friendliness would still get me propositioned, even by a seemingly taken individual. There is no safe conversation zone with some people, I guess.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

You should watch this show for the sole reason of Constance Wu and her character Jessica Huang.

Why not both?

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. HAVE YOU EVER LIVED NEAR OCEAN BEACH? IT'S LIKE A FROZEN HELLSCAPE CREATED BY A FIRST ACT ELSA!

Particularly irksome to me is the prevalence of the plus size sex pot.

Sheesh lady, it already says "He proposed" what else do you want from me?!?!?

Wow, the comments here are so bad. Where do guys get the idea that 1. marriage proposal will win an ex back and 2. that would in any way make the proposer's life better?

We dated over a span of seven years with a couple of breakups and makeups in between, but it had been a number of years since we'd dated, let alone hung out. When my big 30th birthday blowout bash rolled around, I invited him along with a few hundred of my other closest friends. His rsvp was a surprise. I hadn't…

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

...it's a great thing.

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

Those are some glassy-looking eyes. That baby is high as fuck.