I’m going to microdose so I get natural immunity.

I’m convinced that the Jalopnik styleguide states each article must contain 1 expletive or it's not being published. 

Definite Mandela Effect, I remember GMC Cyclone. 

Funny how dems and unions liked tariffs, before Trump was president.

Probably more like people waking up to your communist propaganda and not accepting it. 

I guess it takes 1 to know 1, am I right?

I wish all cops were this cool!

“Steal money from the teachers purse”? That must be a black people thing. Thanks to the root, I’ve been introduced to racism I never dreamed could have existed. Thank you for enlightening me.

Trump calls the country a shithole, so the locals kidnap a hundred childbrides, thereby confirming his assessment. Do any individuals in black culture bear any personal responsibility for their own actions, or is everything huwiteys fault?

Classy using racial slurs in your article. How hip!

Ree....reee....reeee