It feels like it got stuck between going full nasty or staying within a more light-hearted parody. Does anyone remember that movie Hellbenders? Where the “heroes” are priests who commit enough sacrilege to be damned so they can drag demons into Hell? I don’t know where I’m going with this, but it’s related somehow...

Ummm why isn’t everyone like Jason Momoa? He’s got a huge heart and isn’t afraid to lavish people with as much love as the Fab 5.

If anyone in NYC managed to get within arm’s length of a hot off the grill Double Double, it would be eaten. If it was dropped on the street, it would not be sitting up like a perky poodle. It would be more like a hot mess, you know, spilling out of it’s wrapper, lettuce all over the place, bunz in the air...

ugh whereas republicans seem to think white men should be protected as children until they’re 35, except when buying beer for their frats

Fck this. Any stockholders with shares in funds that hold Wayfair should demand an ESG review. Support the EMPLOYEES; the company itself is pulling a “just filling/following orders” song.

WHERE’S BARRON?????

And maybe having a reason to live other than vengeance?

So he’s going to claim that clean energy causes cancer #asshat

Christian Siriano is the true champion of People. And these designers should be learning from his example.

Hella money to get in to a State School. I mean we know this stuff goes on but for USC?

I’m pretty sweet on Burns the longhair dachshund myself... cutie patootie!!

Totally different types of competitors, physically-speaking. Sheer strength vs agility, problem-solving and lean muscle work. I like watching both and am capable of neither :)

Akbar yelling “I SEE You” equals all the love :) 

Since Jon Snow has already been dead, and Dany has already killed the Undead and survived Death by Fire, for the finale maybe they will have a baby in the underworld who is dragged into the land of the living by a direwolf while Jon and Dany remain in the land of the dead. Or something.

73 percent missing?! It takes a lot of willful ignorance to not notice that... the defendants may not have been Hawthorne employees, but it’s clear that something is very wrong with the administration of the care facility

It may be similar to the pain of wearing an underwire bra all day every day, which so many of us do. I will compose entire days around not wearing a bra. I would take it off and release my large sloppy boobs, but nipples got banned after the 90's :(

Well now those are the PERFECT ages for pumpkin patch trips lol

I’m going to give it a try... this review is giving me an Anthony Kaufman-meets-Cloud Atlas kind of vibe, and I will roll with that. 

Why is there so much variation in the written style of the letter “E”? Everything about this feels suspicious

And the perpetrator says this “process” (the STRANGLING, ASSAULT, MAKING OF DEATH THREATS, PITIFUL JACKING OFF, GETTING CAUGHT AND GOING TO TRIAL FROM WHICH HE WALKS) have made him a better husband and father.