I hope it’s the one who flips the table while screaming “prostitution who-er!”

Dump has the best jump shot and he totally doesn’t have a small weenie

Spicer was entertaining because, at times, you could see he was embarrassed to tell the lies he was required. He almost looked like he wanted to apologize and say “I can’t believe I’m saying this bullshit either.”

The most bizarre part of this is when he said he started to smoke pot because of 9/11. Plus, he admitted he’s on xanax, which is being abused almost as much as opiates are these days. Something drug-related is going on here.

As someone who grew up parroting her parents’ dumb conservative-ish viewpoints until college, I wouldn’t really blame the kids.

You’re giving McCain/the puppet masters WAY too much credit. Palin was about trying to secure the female vote as a means to counter the heavy female support for Obama. But Palin was a huge miscalculation in that she managed to be both anti-women’s issues AND a moron. Palin wasn’t a symptom, she was a weapon that…

Sarah Palin was more a stopgap to try and rein control over the increasingly toxic elements of the Party.

“Vine Star” is really an oxymoron. Former or otherwise.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

We need to call this what it is: intentionally sabatoging the health insurance of potentially millions of Americans because the GOP is still committed to hating Obama at any cost. He is not “letting” anything fail. The GOP already orchestrated the lack of choice/high premiums debacle by passing an amendment to the ACA…

“it happened during the dessert course.”

instagram is a shit hole where the terrible are never punished

Weren’t we done with The Fat Jew? I thought he lost a book deal for stealing other people’s jokes and passing them off as his own or something? Anyway, wine. Yes.

That Politico article is such a goldmine of his incompetence: he doesn’t care what’s in the bill but desperately wants a win; he invited people to dine with him who were already on board instead of anyone he needed to woo over; etc etc.

He keeps saying ‘Stay tuned!’ I’m starting to believe he thinks this is all a TV show.

Great. Thanks to Donnie, every celebrity fuckface thinks they can be elected. Completely unqualified people who are considering a run for office:

Halo top is chemtrails.

I’m with Stassa. I once had a friend offer me a gluten free cookie while enthusing “It tastes just like a regular cookie!” I took one bite and immediately wondered how long it had been since she had eaten a “regular” cookie. Halo Top was similar. There’s no way I could have eaten a whole pint in one sitting, but I…

This makes me so sad to read. I had a highly oppressive Southern Baptist upbringing so I’m familiar with the painful attempts to make the Bible and Christianity seem “hip.”

I was raised in such a household. The bullshit organizations like Focus on the Family feed children & teens through publications geared toward them is nauseating. I remember I had a “teen Bible” and instead of letting you make up your own mind by reading the Bible yourself, it had little “features” sprinkled…