I watch almost every single YouTube video on double speed, wastes half the time!

In 6th grade I had to have my best friends’s mom buy us Miss E... So Addictive because my parents wouldn’t let me get parental advisory.

I distinctly remember that ad being the point at which I was convinced I’d died and am in hell or an alternative timeline.

They actually ran this ad during the campaign

:( That poor honey boo boo is already morbidly obese. Mama June is the worst mother ever. Let us not forget she sided with her daughter’s molester and refused to believe her daughter about the abuse. I forget all the details but it’s something like June accusing June’s mother and Anna of conspiring to ruin June’s life…

This woman in the video is such a bullshit artist that she needs to join the Trump administration.

I heard that he adds an extra inch or two just so that he doesn’t technically qualify as obese...

Watch on 2x speed

I don’t like this

God what a fucking douchebag. When he gets us all killed it will absolutely be for the dumbest and most petty reason imaginable.

Did you just refer to Trump as middle-aged? O.o

Absolutely! The level of delusion really is inconceivable.

*divided lmao

I just don’t see it happening. Republicans were able to mobilize their devided base around Donald fucking Trump, while millions of liberals threw a tantrum and self-righteously didn’t vote or voted third party. I’ve seen so many people protesting who voted for Jill Stein and I see no reason that millions of people…

To conservatives, there is no distinction between abortion and late-term abortion. Every single baby that is ever aborted is delivered feet-first with the head still in the womb so that it doesn’t count as “murder” when the doctor sucks the baby’s brains out with a vacuum. This is of course after the mother callously…

Thanks to the diligence of alt-right twitter, we now know that all of the photos showing a small crowd at Trump’s inauguration were photoshopped by the MSM, just like they photoshopped Hitlery’s crowds. Never mind that Trump trolls faked this photo themselves and provide no information whatsoever about where this…

Yes, the photos are time stamped, and there are many more photos and videos that show that’s what the mall looked like during Trump’s speech. This is why Trump supporters are now claiming it’s all photoshopped. They are now posting very badly photoshopped photos of Hillary’s crowds that they photoshopped themselves…

Landlord: Your rent is late

Banana Split all day