We need to run someone like Oprah in 2020. Trump, Reagan, and Schwarzenegger prove that it works.

Anyone who wants to smell like Trump should be tarred and feathered

All my conservative relatives are getting their panties in a twist about the protests. It’s unbelievable.

Let’s not forget Trump’s wise words regarding the Tiananmen Square protests:

Pence has already said Dick Cheney is his idol and who he will model his vice presidency after. We are fucked.

So are we thinking our future under Trump will be more Venezuela or North Korea? Hiroshima perhaps?

A partially deflated hot air balloon is our president-elect.

Chinese local media is pro-Trump for god knows why.

I can’t stop thinking about how Trump will be able to get away with absolutely anything as President because he’s brainwashed his supporters into believing the “crooked MSM” tells nothing but lies. He’s attacked the press at every single one of his rallies, calling them “the most horrible, dishonest people on earth”…

You know how you’re not supposed to rub your eyes because it gives you wrinkles?

Taking bets: Alex Jones or Steve Bannon for Trump’s first SCOTUS nominee?

I’m seeing so much rage from young people who are saying they’re all dropping the Dems and changing their party affiliation. I hope everyone is ready for eight fucking years of Dear Leader Trump.

Fucking kill me

We just passed it here in Colorado tonight! I’m going to need it

I searched out my last 2 Ativan pills that I’ve been saving for an emergency for years and it’s not enough

Does Hillary even have a path at this point? She’s losing in Michigan and Wisconsin.

My worst nightmares coming true. I want to die.

And when his mob turns on him

Here in Colorado, Republicans are ahead of Democrats in ballots returned with over 75% of ballots returned. Time to worry, everyone.

Honestly, the sanctimonious Bernie or Bust shitstains who care more about their own self-rightous Facebook bragging than the country are our main threat. There are so many of them in Colorado where I live that they are dangerously close to throwing our state to Trump.