Wondering if the writer is familiar with a cocaine high.

Yeah I was at a cocaine party where I wanted to suck dick but hard cocks were nowhere to be found.

You’re funny.

If this isn’t a reference to OG Mo34S also being a June release, it should be.

Yeah I gave up somewhere in the fourth paragraph.

Ebert gave A Chorus Line three-and-a-half stars.

Quaid has a song on the soundtrack to The Big Easy.

*whose neighbor

*remembering it charting with Sheryl Crow, Counting Crows, and The Black Crowes*

Everyone should see EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!!, my favorite movie of this century.

“One who’d decided to travel all the way to Peru while eight months pregnant in search of a mythic spider whose venom could potentially heal all sorts of ailments.”

“the Commonwealth of Philadelphia” *side eye*

Marin Ireland for Best Supporting Actress. 

Some morbid curiosity compelling me to check out Wish. A Tuesday show is only $6 so why not? It’ll be my first non-Pixar Disney animated feature in first run since Aladdin...

My dad took me to a midnight show of RAW! (And also BEVERLY HILLS COP II and COMING TO AMERICA. When Eddie Murphy was the box-office king.)

pro-abortion plaintiffs

Take me back to The Hooters.

The hoagie I got today:

Mustard on a hoagie wtf.  Mustard’s for pretzels.

Littering is a huge pet peeve of mine - ironic, as a Filthydelphian.