RIP Phil Hartman.

Time shifting.

Can’t wait until we put those inside our cellphones and our cars.

Why did they leave out religion?

Universal versus Sony. Universal lost.

It would be wrong if I weren’t paying for cable, but I am. Therefore, I paid for access. Either through a wire or wireless, but I’m still paying for it. We have the right to tape stuff from the TV; this is the same thing.

Another completely different thing is to go and download stuff you didn’t pay for (i.e.: a movie…

You can save $1500 by not buying an Apple computer !

You can save $1500 by not buying an Apple computer !

I’m 42 and I don’t care anymore. All these stars come and go, so there’s nothing actually to worry about. He’s famous because 12 years old watch him. The kids grow in 5 years, interests are different after a while (i.e.: sex), and watching a grown up man play video games will be pretty low in their priorities.

This is all fine and dandy, but if I’m paying to my cable provider for the internet, the cable and the DVR, and they scrambled a show’s schedule, I’ll go to a torrent site and get the lost episode since I already paid to watch it.

Chewie apparently is a hit with the ladies.

Who is this Solange you are talking about?

Do you hate poetry?

Seeing this one with my kids, probably dubbed, so voice actors won't matter at all.

That shiny plastic that announces breakage...

That was borderline abusive.

Can’t stand the original hipster music.

Once the freshness of the Apple Watch dissipated, all we got left was a pretty useless, ugly watch.

Sussudio. That’s the perfect punchline, always.

Jay was quoting Kennedy, on the trip to the moon.

He’s old, and he’s got the mass to keep them around. Just like Hugh Heffner.