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Argh, finally! At least this will shut up psychoanalists and their idiotic theories on the origins of schizophrenia.

I just want a plain “NO” reaction button.

That sounds like something a serial killer would say.

Autocorrect actually improved my comment.

And that’s why he donated all of it to the poor.

I have a Lenovo Y50 and it’s a great computer. Not having to worry about having or not enough RAM is a great thing in itself.

Well, dam!

I can’t find the political speech generator table, but I found these old examples :

I live in Chile, I pay for cable TV, I have the stupid SNL show, and yet I can’t watch the fucking video. Okay, now ask me: WHY DO I PIRATE STUFF? BECAUSE I’M FUCKING PAYING FOR IT, GODDAMMIT.

I live in Chile and abortion is also illegal here. Same culprit: the guys who wear dresses and never marry.

“This shit is basically a wrongly-pointed jetpack!”

I have the DuckDuckGo bar installed in Android. I didn’t know that it would cause ulcers in some Google executive.

A more proper branding would be Flammable Arsebursters instead of Hoverboards.

Stupid background music didn’t let me hear the bats.

They had to make space for TR8R.

It’s weird. It’s like as someone decided to build twin towers of dead bodies.

There were some interesting ideas before and after the movie.

It’s 2016. It shouldn't even be a topic these days... But it is.

She will bring balance to the reviews.