I like to think of myself as the Jim Tomsula of the coastal Jersey shipping/receiving scene: constantly feeling like this whole thing could come crashing down around me, married way above my station and enjoy hot dogs & beans enough to make a meal of just that.

“People who “just aren’t on social media”: What are they hiding? Is it fair to assume they’ve all got some deep, dark secret (married a cousin, in witness protection, a tattoo of the full cast of the Airwolf TV show) that they just can’t let anyone find out about, and they’re afraid that if they sign up for Facebook,…

Every fighter is the best until they lose. Then they’re garbage.

And wanting to see her lose because her persona is grating or because she’s a Sandy Hook Truther is fine. I hate Tom Brady’s cult of personality and think Ben Roethlisberger is human trash. These things make hatin’ so much more fun, especially because you can’t often point to actual professional failures of these men…

You’re absolutely right. They shouldn’t.

The problem is that one of those two QBs commands a pretty sizable Peycheck and we all know how teams see an expensive toy that they aren’t playing with as a huge waste.

And mocking them for no actual journalistic gain or purpose and with no provocation contributes to the overall goal how?

You’re right, they absolutely shouldn’t.

That’s fair, but still, 15 minutes and a helper with your shoes is some end-of-life shit. You’d expect that for a 93 year old, not a 39 year old and I gotta think it’s certainly not a good thing for a guy who works as a professional athlete.

How long do you think it would take you to get out of an NFL uniform?

Yes, I have completely shamed my family and bloodline by calling a fight for a fighter who was expected by experts in the sport to be a heavy favorite based on the past performances of both competitors.

Derrick Rose is the most successful NBA player with bubblegum muscles and styrofoam bones in history.

Correct. I have never been against it and understand that victims are not always innocent. In cases where the victim encourages or is otherwise responsible for the conditions that led to their victimizing, I do not hesitate to blame them.

I still can’t believe that shit.

Have you considered therapy? You sound EXTREMELY unhappy.

Holm’s style is to wear down her opponents with stick-and-move boxing and take technical wins by decision. She’s not a KO puncher and her ground game is amateurish.

People don’t need anything but air, food and water.

Cyborg is coasting on a cool nickname and a record she amassed years ago while on horse steroids.

That was likely part of it, but Rousey’s a total pro wrestling nerd. She knows that “heat” between fighters sells tickets/PPVs better than respectful competitors finding out who is the better (wo)man.

The NFL considered letting the Browns participate in this program, but the idea of letting Cleveland players take the field in brown bodysuits seemed a little too “on the nose.”