Question: You’ve lost eight of nine to the Patriots. Is that something that keeps you up at night considering how much time you spend talking about them?

He’s not mad, he’s actually laughing about the whole thing. It sounds like the reporters are mad, not him. He’s not mad.

Didn’t Chip trade for Bradford before he really went after Mariota? The theory being he hoped Bradford would be useful trade-bait.

To be fair, he’s not technically wrong. It was just four changes: quarterback, offensive line, wide receivers, and running backs. Just four!

Hiring a head coach because of his brilliant offensive or defensive game plan is idiotic in the first place. An NFL head coach is a CEO. You pick the guy who will be best manager of the people under him.

And the Eagles have to give up a 2nd round pick in 2016 for Bradford. They gave up shit plus a 2nd round pick and got shit back (the other picks basically cancel each other out). The Eagles could have picked David Carr or Tyrod Taylor or not won that game against Washington at the end of the and picked 3 picks higher…

See, this is why you have a GM. So you can point the finger and go “well, if we had the right personel or the right type of people, we could won”.

vodka is disdained by most cocktail snobs, which is reason enough to celebrate its continued prominence.

“Oh, a flavorless alcoholic drink whose primary purpose is to get white girl wasted?”

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Sounds too much like work to me.

Honestly, all holidays should be set to(or at least observed on) the Monday of whatever week it would fall into. Three day weekend followed by a four day week to ease you back in. What a supreme waste of a holiday when it falls mid-week.

When is the appropriate time to start listening to Christmas music?

& privacy rules reset &/or otherwise change randomly, so hardly safe.

I am one of the facebook abjurers. Not really for any serious reason like privacy — though, having a profile under your government name is stupid, no matter how anodyne you make the profile, if you plan on changing jobs at any point — just that I was pretty much a nonfactor in the considerations of the life moments…

Read a commenter somewhere (maybe here on Kinja) say that the War on Christmas is a misnomer, and that Christmas is actually the aggressor. Looking around me now, I have to agree. Christmas has already conquered Thanksgiving, and I'm sure is preparing an assault on Halloween. Veteran's Day doesn't stand a chance, nor…

Oh, you’re wrong about pricing on bread at the grocery store. The manufacturers and retailers argue over every single penny - and those soccer moms that aren’t looking at price? They’re looking at price. If the price of a loaf of bread drops from $4.09 to $3.89 the volume of bread they sell goes crazy. That shit…

If you think that inner cereal bag is doing anything to preserve freshness you are living in a an absurd fantasy world.

Whatever’s wrong with you, don’t get help for it.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…