She needs a spin-off as the blue Carmen Sandiego.

The first paragraph of this review is just…what the fuck?

Lost. Because everyone told me that shit made no sense and I'm not going to sit through 100+ episodes of bullshit just to hold a conversation at parties about how terrible it was.

On the other hand: Sean Penn in The Gunman.

I leaned over to my girlfriend halfway through this episode when Aethelwulf is screaming at Judith about being a whore and said "How the hell did she think this would go?". Especially during this time period where people would do anything as long as they justified it as being "in god's name".

Nobody getting the Gangs of New York reference makes me sad.

Each of the Five Boroughs is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you.

I love that Peter Saarsgaaaaaaard couldn't look any more neutral. Like he sees a two dollar bill or something in the distance.

Not once, but twice.

Yeah I definitely called bullshit on that one.

Maybe, but him just saying "Well Cena's got it, I'll just shoot for the other mid-card title (which, why are there 2 mid-card titles?) is just treading water for him at this point. He needed to go up or go out. Treading water is the most dangerous thing a WWE wrestler can do.

What they used to do with a monster heel like Rusev was that usually only faces won the WWE Championship at 'Mania, and would have someone like Rusev beat down the champ and mug at the camera at the end of Raw to push Rusev and start a feud.

Yeah, he would go to jail and get due process with all that. But the guy who started it would get gunned down or hit with a car or something. No way he just boxes him and they shake hands or whatever after its over.

That's 1 fight in 1 weight class, in an entire sport though.

She gets more pipe from her plumber than her man!

I'm sorry, but if his wife died like this and it was real life, the other boxer who started the damn brawl at the party might legitimately get beaten to death.

Yeah, it was banging Janet Jackson.

I was really hoping those white guys would show Dre up with DEFENSE and FUNDAMENTALS. But alas, this is not that type of show.

The only thing that would have made Mail Robot's ass kicking better is if it had a little electronic face that had this expression: :O

Only good when Darkplace does it.