Next week: Mail Robot gets his ass kicked! Literally!

Unless she's just pregnant.

I was worried for a second that Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys did that thing where characters accidentally switch clothing post-sex, but with wigs.

10. Make us give a shit about your characters

Lieutenant (eventually Major) Dick Winters from Band of Brothers.

Ragnar throws a headbutt like normal people throw jabs and I love it. Also, I think Aslaug is putting on a good face for the wanderer, but doesn't buy it, while Floki's wife seems to buy his bullshit and Siggy doesn't even bother putting up a front.

One day Paige is going to pull a Jared and kill both her parents and reveal that she was inducted into the Knights Templar from Assassin's Creed when she was baptized.

Henry's just sitting there like, "Well she's no Mrs. Beeman…"

Giving Phillip bad news at every turn is causing him to lose faith in Gabriel?

At least my dad can hit a jump shot.

You would think with all of the guys Haley has dated, she might accidentally go out with one with a higher IQ than a plastic bag.

Do they even have to change the title to make it a porn parody?

I wish Lorne would develop the American one first.

The attitude of "We like Roman Reigns and you will too" by WWE is almost bordering on cringeworthy at this point. This is what happens when you have no real competition, you decide what's good for the audience and you ram it down their throat without their approval or consent.

The Red Wedding made me hope that the White Walkers would win.

Classic Joe.

I mean, Felicity's acts as an intelligence enhancement drug.

You would think Rollo wouldn't want to take 'shrooms or whatever anymore, considering all of the shitty decisions he has made for himself while on them.

BECAUSE…
REASONS
HARUMPH

Horik received the less painful of the two deaths, and his fate was having his skull crushed into nothingness. Why does this nobody just assume he's going to kill (King?) Ragnar with no problem?