“I think the most important thing here is to make sure it’s clear that we are not tone deaf and we’re aware of a renewed focus on certain issues.”

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

If he brings a dildo, you bring a Hitachi wand! That’s the TEXAS way!!

Houston.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Black Jesus rode into town on an ass......

That one white guy had no idea who he was. Fucking A-Aron

Lol, bro-science is my favorite kind of science.

Given his proclivities, I would have expected more than one beater.

Now if only all black men abused by cops could afford million dollar representation. Or any legitimate representation at all.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

I’ll give you Doris Burke and Jessica Mendoza being equal to or better than their contemporaries, but Pam Ward is a bridge too far. It probably doesn’t help her case that she normally gets the 2nd best noon Big 10 game every Saturday.

You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

Yeah, like you ever got that far.

Because absolutes are always the best advice, right?