He lives on Drury Lane.

Well yeah, you like cars. This is for people who like technology. This stuff isn’t about outdoing the super cars and luxury behemoths of the world, this is about having a car loaded with bleeding edge technology. It’s expensive, but all Teslas are until they can scale their production to a sensible price point. For…

Eh, doesn’t seem like you know your New Yorkers too well then. 3 and 4 are easily accomplishable here without 1 and 2

Funny irony: 1) Focuses on studying instead of athletics. 2) Graduates with 4.0 GPA. 3) Gets great job. 4) Can afford great tickets... 5) In a perfect position to display his lack of athleticism.

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

yeah, and what if someone not HIV positive cut themselves? I really really really hope they aren’t just going to shrug and go “well, he doesn’t have HIV, we’re probably fine”

Look on the bright side, Subway. We stopped talking about what you may or may not have known about your former spokesman. That’s something.

I don’t like Kanye at all. I feel like I’m the only one most of the time. I don’t like his award show antics, I don’t like how full of himself he is, I don’t even like any of the songs of his I’ve heard. I feel alone in my dislike of him.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Lowkey tho this seems like the type of response you’d see from someone who is tired of race jokes from Black comedians but totally doesn’t mind Chris Rock’s “Black People vs Niggers” joke.

This is a top-tier white guy response to a racism joke.

It’s almost like their race is relevant to their daily lives, or it somehow influences their subjective experiences! I mean GEEZ, kinda boring for us Default Americans who can go our entire lives without needing to consider how our skin color might factor into things like hailing cabs or encountering the police! They…

For your enjoyment, here is where every one of those drives ended:

We can ship them out on planes, great planes, huge planes, I have lots of planes and I know what to get. The plane guys, they respect me. I can work with them. Right now, we don’t have that.

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

Rolling Stone said it wasn’t his A material. Holy See at best.

Facebook was right?!

When your bae doesn’t like it when you spell it as Bei.

Fake memory making is exactly what it is. How can these people not feel a little embarrassed to be doing this.