Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.

Yogi Berra’s in better condition.

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

But if you do the math, they may literally have a ton of fans there.

What do you need to make the trains run on time?

This is EXACTLY why most rape victims don’t report the crime.

I always come to Deadspin to read about the fall of Tenochtitlan.

There would still be fossil fuels within the earth from previous life on earth. The dinosaurs weren’t just plopped down on earth Adam and Eve style like us humans. They actually went through an evolutionary period like all other life on earth.

I’ll cosine that

And to further rankle Pagano, Grigson is doing so with the imprimatur of owner Jim Irsay.

It’s amazing! Honestly, five months ago I was saying that Scott Walker is the only person who made me nervous. I mean, you can go through my posting history and find at least a half-dozen times where I expressed similar opinions.

Don’t hear a real lot from Gronk talking about religion, or trying to play role as a St Louis Cardinals type protector of the game.

There it is.

Responding with the classic:

Her family said the cause was breast cancer which she was diagnosed with in 2007

Liar! In reality this is video from Young Republican Election Night 2012.

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

After going to speak with the ref in the hospital, it appears he is indeed using slurs

Well, as a ref, he was no doubt holding a time-keeping device of some sort... a “clock” you might say. And in Texas, that means TERRORIST! These kids should get medals!