That place was a shitshow, but honestly, it was worth it. I made some great friends. :) Too bad we all live thousands of miles away from each other now. :( I want R, K & S to get in on this because I know we're missing a ton of stories.

Oooh ooh! And remember how scissors salesperson would run into or break everything? Like, she was 5'1" and TRIPPED OVER my desk, knocking everything over. And I when I was cleaning the table and put the printer on the ground and she STOMPED on it? And how she would always scrape her rental cars? Every time.

Oh snap! Remember when our coworker went on the office laptop that he borrowed over the weekend? Ex-wife porn!

I feel like I'm missing many details. Can you fill them in? I've lost most of my memory from needing to drink every night after working there.

Okay, so this salesperson was a totally crazy "God-fearing" nutjob who would unabashedly flirt with all her clients. Okay, whatever, no biggie. So, she eventually got fired for something that I don't remember. Probably for being a crazy biatch. She was a fairly good salesperson though, especially considering she…

To add on to this workplace... the temper tantrums. Oh the temper tantrums! The salesperson who would turn red and cry and scream all the time. The other salesperson who prostituted herself for free hummus. The old, racist salesperson who would give everyone flyers about how Obama is evil. What's up with salespeople?…

Hi Marie! I miss you. - Production Manager

The fact that you're owning up to it makes you awesome. I'm a fan.

Oh, Pratt...