Compared to the fear of death, yeah....the fear of being humiliated is kind of a non-issue.

I’m sure they’re just as thankful.

Because it’s their fault for being evil, desirable womenz.

You’re right. She should have tried to reject him to death.

So, if there’s no excuse for it happening, the guys you saw get roofied in gay bars were asking for it?

Jane is still adorable. The crush continues.

Fuck almighty, are you 14? Take that silly shit back to Steam. Unless you want to tell us now about your bitchin’ ride, or how you were about to have your first MMA title bout, but you separated your shoulder rescuing some totally hot chicks from a bunch of Klan Bikers.

Christ, even your fantasies are lame.

Where do my liberal bona fides stand if I admit that I like everything I’ve heard from Hamilton so far, and I want to punch Larry David in the mouth every time I see him?

I’m totally stealing Dr. Frankzone, but I’m altering it to Dr. Friendzone, because my friends will laugh harder if they don’t have to think as much.

Sounds about right. Guys like you can’t get a woman’s number unless someone else gives it to you.

True. But he didn’t fucking sparkle.

No, it’s not an “American” thing...it’s a Springsteen thing. It was on his first album. Don’t make me regret liking BBC America, you mypoic little bugger.

You must not live anywhere nearby, so let me just say:

On a related note, would you call “Blinded By The Light” a Manfred Mann song?

A lot of people know that the only song Sinead O’Connor is widely known for is a Prince song. It doesn’t make it irrelevant just because you didn’t know that.

Every song he wrote was, by definition, a Prince song. Sometimes other people sang them.

Is is a societal issue, and it’s not just an incredibly small and incredibly loud minority of men. That’s why it’s so common.

Oh, I have no doubt of that. But thanks.

You’re a piece of garbage.