I fell for it, too.

Oh, bullshit. Ashley Madison was specifically designed for people wishing to have sleazy affairs. It was part of their brand, for crying out loud.

Really? Who’s saying that? Is anyone saying that?

Sure, pro wrestling is fake, but the performers are skilled athletes whose job is a lot harder and a lot more dangerous than the average movie stunt person’s.

I don’t know if I’m comfortable making snarky speculations about his girlfriend. I mean, we know she’s getting the short end of the stick, and the poor girl doesn’t even exist yet.

Right on, bro. You are gonna be a total badass when you actually get a girlfriend.

He’s an MRA troll. Ignore him.

Every time my wife and I watch Veep, we think of the Inside Amy Schumer sketch where JLD, Tina Fey, and Patricia Arquette talk about hitting their Last Fuckable Day...and we wonder if that will ever happen.

Strange, I don’t see nearly as many SJW’s complaining about such things as I see little bitch-boys whining about SJW’s.

Who tells you you’re crazy for thinking that? Please tell me where I might find these people. Is it some sort of Village of the Blind?

I haven’t seen her in anything where she hasn’t crushed it.

I think her transition as a celebrity helped make some progress in society, and for that, she’ll always deserve credit. It’s just too bad the surgery couldn’t correct her being a fucking Kardashian.

We have all kinds of people now who are rich and famous (mostly sort of rich and sort of famous) for doing absolutely nothing but being themselves, and a lot of the time, they’re horrible people. Maybe it’s harder now to see the appeal of being something other than a celebrity.

Over the top weddings, over the top proms, next will be homecoming, I guess....does anyone else ever wonder if all of this “make a big deal about everything” societal pressure is due to some shadowy cabal of evil marketing specialists, driving people to spend more and more effort and time (and money) on complete…

No kidding! I don’t know how young people today live with the pressure of having to make everything such a big goddamned deal. That’s not old guy sarcasm; I’m sincere about it.

Who’s saying that?

I’d have to agree. Your whining is much more like a self-absorbed, self-satisfied, thinks-he’s-fully-grown adult male.

There’s nothing saying you can’t be a parent.

People who don’t spend billions on wars and defense systems we really don’t need?

I figured I would save the time and ticket price and just tweet “Nia Vardalos: Yes, you’re an attractive woman...now will you leave us alone about it?!