She was probably too busy scheduling the fourth rehearsal of the wedding party’s totally spontaneous down-the-aisle dance.

The combination of expressing open hate towards people who are different and self-satisfied righteousness because God says it’s okay is like an emotional speedball, I suppose. Probably the closest a lot of them will come to an orgasm.

I suppose so, if you’re a twelve-year old.

No, those are quotes.

I could be mistaken. Might have you mistake with some other troll. Perhaps it was quotes like this:

I’ll try to make it clearer. Since you’ve said you’re not from our country, where are ya from?

Hey, you never answered me.

You didn’t answer the question. You ain’t from around here, are ya, sport?

You really don’t understand a lot of the words you try to use, do you? Are you perhaps an ESL MRA?

It’s where a lot of you lame-ass MRA’s came from, after Gawker took down Violentacrez, which led to the shutdown of a lot of Reddit’s seedier subreddits, and threats of revenge. But you wouldn’t know anything about that.

Yeah..no. Whatever creepy vicarious thrill you’d get from hearing about it, I’d rather not be the one providing it. It’s pretty clear you have an agenda here.

I thought you didn’t know what it was?

Uh-huh.

Still mourning the loss of /r/creepshots, are ya?

Considering your near-constant fellation of Trump and his authoritarian bullshit, I’d say it’s fairly accurate. Anyone who sucks up to faux badasses as much as you do has some serious issues.

You have an old uniform from the Hugo Boss archive in your closet, don’t you?

Why should Democrats be jealous of Trump? He’s the best friend they’ve ever had. The Republicans are the ones losing their shit over him, because he’s not only going to lose the Presidential election for them; he’s doing severe damage to the party in general.

Anti-discrimination laws don’t force individuals to perform. They forbid discrimination. If your beloved bakers don’t want to serve gay people, they can choose another profession.

Ah, yes, the completely bullshit hypothetical situation that “proves your point”. Actually, any HR rep knows that a sexual harassment complaint has to be taken seriously, regardless of the genders of any party, or they can subject their company to some serious shit. You might not be able to see it (since you’re busy…

I wondered when we’d get to the “it’s not fair” whining.....