Hell yes - I finally dumped The Walking Dead two seasons ago when I realized I hadn’t been enjoying it for a long time, but I was kind of taken aback by how much it felt like a weight had been taken off my shoulders.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

You would think a Kennedy would be a little more cautious around a Hedman.

Coach Gerard Goofus, however, says that Fleury is fine since concusssions don’t exist. 

You’re obviously well-grounded.

Is Canuck a pejorative?

I’ve hit his fingers a few times and maybe his face once but Rob’s a tough guy.

Even when he does hit Kennedy’s fingers, there’s no lasting damage, since he never hits the same place twice.

Watching local high school sports is such a grandpa move. Those professionals are too showy!

My grandpa is 95 years old and still lives on his own, out in the middle of nowhere, Nebraska.

I’d prefer you apologize for the Ayn Rand + sex nightmare you have fated me.

some asshole with a title like “content and community manager” googles “quotes by famous women” and then this happens

Not even the first time they lost because of a late jump ball called this season. Jump ball was called with .2 seconds left against the Cavs (the Magic were then called for a jump ball violation and lost).

Outside of border states or places like Miami, especially in the western half of the US, 90% of the time you find a white dude who speaks Spanish he’s a Mormon who served as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking country. Nothing freaks Latinos out quite like them seeing an uber-gringo like me start dropping fluent…

It depends on your definition of “Canadian”. If you are using the Toronto definition of “Canadian”, which means people from Toronto, then bashing the Leafs is meant to annoy Canadians.

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

Can a lawyer explain to me how this isn’t illegal?

She was probably disoriented by all the free learning going on.

Look how happy and excited those kids are! Nobody’s even thinking about killing the other kids. All we need is a Dwyane Wade in every cafeteria and we’ll never have school shootings again!

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.