So, basically, David Brooks listened to Code Switch once and was a bad biology student in middle school.

Seriously, knock off the “3 arrests” shit.

Wouldn’t that make them dogapults?

Strange, I didn’t think dogs ate GOATs.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Trinidad & Tobago finally avenging that 10-1 hockey beatdown the US gave them at the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Everyone: The Golden State Warriors are the stupidest, most ‘tech-asshole’ team in the NBA.
Sixers: Hold my beer!
Everyone: What the fuck? Is this in a dead mouse?!
Sixers: Trust the process.

You bat your best hitter third, not fifth, because there’s a slightly higher chance of getting an extra at-bat. It’s not possible for Ronaldo to take more than one PK in a shootout. A baseball analogy would be like a home run derby going through each lineup exactly once giving each hitter one swing. In that scenario,…

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

You used the wrong version (and as such, the answer is #4):

They’re going to kill Claudia (not for sending them on a terrible mission, but for being annoying), then spend the rest of the series on the run from The Center.

I’d give that assinine outta ten!

That is not fair. He made his comment at 1:22AM according to the time stamp, and your article does not mention Vicodin until the 1:31 update. The title mentions opioids, but then the body does not. The only scheduled substances listed before the update were cyclobenzaprine and Ambien, neither of which are opioids.

He’s way more upset that other Catholics aren’t upset by the fucking than he is upset by the fucking.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Which team just scored?”