Is that what you have to do to get me out of the grays?

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Can any of them play offensive line

For reference: this is the original photo.

I didn’t know it was ‘shopped, so thank you.

Like, we know the picture is shopped, right? Just need to be on the same page, here. I mean, what is pretty clear is that he’s an alcoholic, that much I feel confident armchair diagnosing with my non-existent medical degree.

For what it’s worth, a Tineye search reveals another version of that picture that looks slightly more presentable, which suggests that maybe there’s been some small ’shopping going on —

As of this writing, your Twitter stock is now worth a whopping $18, or roughly 1/46th of Google.

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

They should call themselves Sacramento Wednesday.

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

I’m confused. Doesn’t suspending the Surge Pricing limit your ability to get an Uber, not help it? The whole point of the Surge Pricing is to entice drivers to head to that area and ensure that people can get rides.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Here we have an article about monopsony where the author doesn’t bother to define the term and probably doesn’t know what the term means. It means the market has one *buyer* for a particular good, the counterpart of “monopoly” where there is one *seller* for a particular good. (It is not “monopoly-lite, when one…

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