The ‘pudendal cleft’ or ‘cleft of venus’ are the names you’re looking for.

That was a legitimate lawsuit, and this poor woman has been unfairly maligned.

This case gets mentioned whenever product liability comes up. Thing is, the popular take “old lady gets millions for being dumb" just isn't true. Here’s a quick refresher:

My first real job was at a convenience store where the usual retail malarky happened. So I’ll talk about the FIRST DAY of my second job.

Ew, you wanted to get with a cop.

It’s because whether they know it or not, these writers live in either a bubble of privilege, or a bubble of ignorance.

Caught hollering for help while stuck shoulder deep in the south bound end of a north bound horse and was obviously not a vet (Because, 13) while being shat on by said horse by a crowd of school kids and their parents. Kids I desperately wished to be accepted by.

I realise there was an element of panic here, but why, for the love of god, did you not shit in a bin, a big bowl, a large tupperware, a plant pot... you know *anything* that could be chucked in the bin after!

Even *on* the balcony, where you could have cleaned it off, would have made more sense than all over someone…

WHO?: “Less than 10 minutes after he left my car started hyperventilating and died at the er”

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Well obviously the people putting on the show want her there so who is the thirsty ones?? They know she brings in people and ratings

So.....you think she just is busting in there, setting up and singing without being asked or invited? That’s not exactly how it works.

So do you think she just showed up uninvited to sing, or they invited her but she was supposed to sing other people’s songs, or... ?

Hon, you’re reaching here. The award shows do the inviting, it’s not like she begged to come on. Betty is her first big country hit in years. It’s not a huge surprise that they’d ask her to come. As for the song not being nominated, I don’t think it was even eligible for this year. The ACMs were supposed to be…

....for promoting her new album by singing one of its singles at an award show?  

I tried to read the “corrected” version and still couldn’t get through it.

In other words we can give the gays their table scraps now that we’ve already made all the money we can from this and will no longer face financial consequences if we piss of the homophobes. Am I the only one PISSED by this insult to people’s collective intelligence? Their statements amount to them saying “she’s…

So, it exists in terms that it meets the dictionary definition and common usage of the word “exists”? Also you are informing me that it not only exists but is in fact very popular. The only sense in which is does not “exists” that you don’t care about it and your taste is apparently the arbitrator not only of what you…

What the fuck is the snark with Bill Nye?!? And doubly so on a video educating people on the use of masks? You often talk about “reading the room,” so read the fucking room.

It could have been a medical condition, she could have been drinking, she could have gone in headfirst and hit her head, she could have gotten tangled in underwater debris, the water could’ve been too cold and she went into shock, the water could’ve been too hot and she got overheated, she could’ve been underwater and…