Hey, stop that! The swallowtail horns only come out when they feel threatened!

I think you just wanted to use that phrase today. It’s a good one if actually used correctly, so sorry about that, but hey, good for you for trying!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

What does it matter that she lives in New York? 

Jezebel has a history of writing very petty and ridiculous articles about Taylor Swift.

Are you not familiar with Jezebel?

I know!!!! It’s amazing how many women hate Swift. I never had an opinion of her until I saw all the hate directed at her and then I started feeling the need to defend her. The girl plays instruments and writes a lot of her own music. It’s not my kind of music, but still. She’s a million times more accomplished than…

Wow. You can practically hear when you are reading it that it fucking KILLS this website to write anything positive about Swift.

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

I’m Native Fuckin’ American. Every single vote I cast is a Hail Mary that something, anything, might change that benefits me and my kind. If I can vote every damn time, the rest of y’all disaffected youth can march your asses down to the polls too.

“Really, Reese? That’s what you’ve taken away from the last few days? Voting?”

Because Jezebel has become overrun with bitter assholes that don’t realize this isn’t their personal blog.

Does anyone in the editorial staff read the comments? The bitterness and anger is so immature. Snark for snark’s sake. Yes voting. What’s the problem? What are you doing instead? Do you have anything positive to say? Ever? 

Starting to think Jezebel’s political stance is“don’t vote, just boo”.

It’s like they want Trump to be re-elected so they can say I told you so.

Because this writer is still pissed she won’t get a chance to vote for Bernie. The anti-voting, anti-Biden articles are everywhere here lately. 

Is this the second day in a row where this column has bashed voting? 

This entire website has been downright bizarre and offensive with what’s going on right now. I am just dumbfounded by all of this.

Why is getting people registered to vote “fucking useless?” It might not be the most satisfying, immediate solution, but it is an important part of the entire picture here.

“oh, this article is written by someone who owns a butcher shop and works with meat professionally. let me tell them how they are wrong and i, random internet man, are correct.”-you