So? I travel.

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Well, I’m sure the small city you live nearest to has a wonderful community theater, and that one cafe serves almost palatable coffee, which is probably better than the local Starbucks (though you still only go to Starbucks, ‘cause, you know, it’s right over there...). It might even have that one used bookstore, with…

Because not everyone wants to live in the suburbs? Because someone wants to be around things other than chain restaurants and box stores? Because someone is young and wants a vibrant social life in a city that offers more entertainment than movie theaters and escape rooms?

Seen it a number of times, and I’ve always thought Mark Wahlberg’s character let a rat loose in the apartment. So, to that end, I’m happy for it to stay in this middling Scorsese flick.

I haven’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody in full, but I did recently watch it on a plane on someone else’s monitor. And, boy oh boy, did it look like an every lovin’ piece of shit. I could tell exactly what was going on, even at an angle, with no sound, looking at a 8" screen 6 feet away.

Well, talk about bad advice!

Sure. But remember, even though you’re getting a lot of quick, temporary pleasure from scarfing down that McDonald’s lunch, and puffing on that mighty smooth Kool, you’ll be feeling like shit as a result. Diabetes, cancer, emphysema, gout... those ain’t “pleasures”.

Also, Christians claim that the rules in “the old testament” were washed away when Jesus cruised Jeruselam for some hot soul action. But they love to hate on the gays, because it’s in Leviticus.

To be fair, Pratt seems like he has the intelligence of a dish towel, so him believing in Spaceman Long Beard isn’t a real shock.

You do realize that every seat on every airline is just FULL of farts, right?

Checking restaurant receipts

Jesus H Christ, PLEASE!

Have you died yet from all the germs?

You mean like the back of the seat... the headrest?

SHHHH!!! People love being “germophobes”! It gives them purpose in life.

Gross.

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