Different flick. That one starred Johnny Depp as a time traveling motorcyclist, or something. 

All this trouble for a movie that will be in the theaters for a week. 

Maroon 5 is the best band ever, and plain is the best flavor. 

Will they close all branches for an hour to teach people how not to be miserable pieces of shit? That certainly solved racism. At least as far as Starbucks is concerned.

I’m not saying it’s staged, but Netflix wouldn’t film a special in an empty theater. I’m sure there were seat fillers.

Farley is one of a long line of “I’m fat and obnoxious, therefore funny” comedians. I was not a fan then, and seeing his shtick as an adult, it hasn’t aged well. 

Crown Royal is a whisky.

I enjoy whisk(e)y and soda, particularly in summer, and even more so when the booze is of so-so quality. Even mid-tier stuff can be improved by soda water when it’s warm out, and I want something fizzy and don’t feel like bloating out with a beer. 

“On Dec. 7, police say Stough, 36, and Weathers came into contact with another, though details remain unclear.”

Are we still pretending her twerking, ball riding, and, um, tongue are sexy? 

It worked like gangbusters in Chasing Amy.

Who’s gonna make early morning alcoholism cool now?

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Why do these evangelical preachermen all look like they desperately wanna be the guy from Nickleback?

How is that fat fucker still a thing?

YEAH!

Doctors do now know the cost of healthcare. I work in the medical field, and my wife is a doctor. They are there to do the work, not the billing. That is up to the clinic/hospital billing staff, and the insurance providers. Not the doctors, not the nurses, not the reception staff. And nothing is ever a set price.…

Jesus, these guys sure needs some hugs!

WHOA! Since you actually met the guy, you should get the day off. And it should be in your honor.

Hyperbole aside, what makes anyone think he’d be a good POTUS? Because he was on one good season of a very hit and miss television show?