Ah, so this is a “everyone thinks she’s crazy until she ain’t” plot. Got it.

I don’t mind that

So. . . Then what is the scientifically correct formalization of a PB&J that everyone will enjoy?

So. . . Then what is the scientifically correct formalization of a gin and tonic that everyone will enjoy?

That pepperoni is too big for the case, so you have to be careful to remember to take it.

It’s totally subjective.

Next, a recipe for that most complicated of sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly.

Wow. Judging by the consistency of his poo, he needs a better diet, and should give up drinking.

I can think of ways to better spend my time than watch Sandra Bullock wear dark sunglasses, while trying to say wryly cool dialog without moving her head.

Brilliant. Just got his book, and will be sitting down with it shortly.

You’re right. Kids can only eat PB&J, pizza, burgers and chicken nuggets. Forgot about that world-wide law.

The person complaining is 51 years old, so one wonders if the kids were actually raising terror, or the kids were simply being kids.

Oh, yeah! They were a brass color, right?

Naw, it’s gone from “polite, informal greeting” to annoying cliche.

A raging complaint about complaining.

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UGH! The “hey guys, what’s up?” intro is the rotten tooth in the mouth of YouTube. IT NEEDS TO BE YANKED!

https://www.theonion.com/85-percent-of-u-s-cole-slaw-remains-uneaten-1819566664

Like, ok, you, like, made your point. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Good article. I drink smoothies everyday, and my advice is simple: DON’T OVER THINK IT