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“10 years (!) of jerking each other off over the most trivial bullshit imaginable has warped their brains.”

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Being the child of librarians, I would be fine if blind superhearing monsters were running the show.

But how will I know if it’s a Mavel movie if the title is not Marvel’s The Avengers?

If I were to say that this movie is now Dead, would I be...

THIS. I used to nanny for families on their vacation trips and I had a policy that I would only go out to eat with the family before 7. A day at the beach or the pool exhausts the kids, and vacation food is so sugary that they naturally bounced off the walls through their exhaustion—which led to lots of crying and

So my wife went to bed early and I had time to kill. I have FIOS, HBO, Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime. What did I end up watching? Return of the Jedi on TNT with commercials, despite also owning the Blu Ray.

Wiseau serious?

Seriously, they should just call it “beer.” Does Trader Joe’s really understand nothing about trademark law?

This made my day.  Please comment on as many articles as possible.

“Help tha’ Police” (radio edit).

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t u see, sometimes they exploit your death for shitty TV

The only ones I miss are “little kid swearing” and “kung fu movie samples”.

My senior year of high school I was Benny Southstreet in “Guys and Dolls”, who in the dialog leading in to the song “The Oldest Established” introduces all the various gangsters/chorus members as they come on stage to perform the number. Since it was the last night of the show, and I had like two weeks left in school,

Watched this with girlfriends parents and her brother and his wife. All of them NRA, trumptards, except my GF. They kept yelling trumpublican and nra talking points every time a kid would speak. Was brutal. All were in agrreement....”If I had a gun I would’ve shot him in a second.” “Need more guns in school!”

Hold your judgments, but Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds at Radio City is a must-hear if you like that kind of music to any degree whatsoever. It’s a masterclass in performance and setting.

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Just here to recommend two BB King live albums. Both Live at the Regal and Live in the Cook County Jail. They are reminders that King was famous for a reason and wasn’t always an old man that had to sit to perform.

i look forward to spending money on tickets!

One of paper equals four of drugs.