You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

Let’s just steal the coin flip from the NFL: Home team gets to call it, and winning team gets to choose rocket balls for the evening or the DH.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A gajillion times yes.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

I think you mean 2021 Divisional Round playoff game. 

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

ECW was fucking awesome

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Between this and the FUCKTOMB, I could not possibly love Philly sports fans more.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.