“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Hell, I can get you a bachelor’s degree by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with honors. These fucking profiting-off-amateurs.

Come on.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

If we all storm it together there’s no way they can stop all of us

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

oh nice, let me know which game so i can mosey on over and slap you in the teeth, you goon

“OOooohhhhhh, Fuck Donald Truuuu-uump”

It’s forgotten. Just like Trump’s sexual assaults, harassments and rape. And of course both were equally serious.