I'm pretty much going to call it and say there are no gender secrets left in the world about men or women that haven't already been revealed.

You're not very good at math, then. A bi man doesn't have twice as many choices as a straight man. A straight man is theoretically choosing among all straight and bi women (roughly half the population), while a bi man is choosing among straight/bi women and gay/bi men. Gay and bi men, by your admission, are only a…

My original thought was, "good for her. Steve Harvey is a terrible casting choice for Cinderella, even if he weren't loathsome. I too wouldn't let anyone watch a version with him in it. You go, Halle." Then I read the post. Uhg.

But the cup was ALWAYS supposed to be a port key. It took them back to the stadium, where everyone was waiting for the winner. Crouch didn't create it; he added an extra stop. So the port key ban is still a possibility, as is Dumbledore being so powerful he could have detected the creation of a new one.

Especially in any food service where people are handling raw meats. The problem in food service is primarily cross-contamination (touching one thing, then touching something else), not self-contamination (microbes from your body getting on food).

right? it gives me a panic attack just thinking about it. what if she's not ready! what if they invite her one aunt she hates! what if she wanted to pick out a cake or what if she's not ready? what if she didn't want it this way, and what if this is all just too much pressure? gah!

Why is that if a man surprises a woman with a wedding she should just be grateful but if a woman surprises a man with a wedding he has every right to "run to the hills from that mantrap"? Serious question.

• Standing in the shower for 45 minutes, imagining I am on a tropical island showering in one of those sexy outdoor beach shower things with Ralph Fiennes or Cumberbatch or Eddie Cibrian or this guy I saw in a Taco Bueno commercial once. Have no idea who he is. Very, very hot tho.

But does she sing Tomorrow to President Obama? Because if their are modernizing it, that's what they should do.

Miss Hannigan should have been played by Megan Mullalley.

What does everyone have against American Hustle?

How to find cute cat gifs in the hopes that Jezebel will notice you and get you out of the Grey 101.

Blue bean?

I am very egalitarian about anal sex, personally. If you want to put your dick up my ass, you better be ready to unclench that bastion of heterosexuality and take a strap-on. Doubly, since anal sex can stimulate a prostate orgasm, and my parts are basically left untouched by anal sex. It just seems fair. We both…

"family moves into idyllic suburb, ready to start over, only to be stalked by a malicious pop singer in drop-crotch pants who creeps through the night like a wayward spirit"

But were the people "sort of sitting in a semicircle"? Because that can really mess up a person's head.

I never had any of those Dream Phone, Pretty Pretty Princess games. BUT I did end up with this at a grab-bag when I was 6 years old:

Yeah I don't get it either.