THAT'S THE THING. If I could could get partners delivered to my house, who I picked out based on reviews from other users, I would definitely prefer it to Netflix. But as it is now...

I...he's so charming :D *swoon*

So I have a question: Is it okay to declare the opposite? As in, I will only perform oral, but not do penetration? Asking for a friend...

Heteronormative

YUP. DC taxis are sketch, walking is dangerous. So I guess I should never leave my apartment after 10 pm :/

It's mega convenient as an app, usually cheaper than a cab, and you know exactly how long it will take to get to you and then to your destination. Plus, a few years ago there were several assaults on passengers from cab drivers in my city, including a stabbing, so I think here people think it's a toss-up safety wise.

No that show is terrible. Terrible writing and the characters are terrible people. We have better shows and better humans, I promise.

I have a guy friend who did just that—encouraged me and our other friend to get to know his girlfriend, because he was always hanging out with us—and like 4 years later she's one of my best friends. It totally works! I just hope they never break up...

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They have AMAZING chemistry!

I super thought it was going to be that!

I haven't gotten a "chop, chop" but I did recently get "and make it snappy" unironically so I believe it.

Right?? I'm super pumped.

DUDE. I had a friend from Cali who claimed to be middle class, but her family owned a plane. "But, like, a small plane." Um no. We own a 2008 ford focus so...not from the same class, girl.

I know :( I have just entered my mid-twenties and I feel like I need to start fazing out my pleated mini-skirts. But I'm sad because I still love them.

We use jansport backpacks. Oh wait, that's just because I'm too cheap to upgrade my bag since 8th grade? *shrug*

It's very popular at the bar I work at! Especially 'cause it's super chilly right now. But when people order it they mean coffee with Bailey's, but an actual Irish coffee which is coffee with whiskey. I like it with both :D

I used to hide a lot, so there are many of those stories that have become part of our family lore. But the best time was when my pre-school took a trip to the lake. Now my mother knew my tricks by now, so she warned them to keep a very close eye on me. But they obviously weren't diligent enough. She pulls up to the…

He's 22 (I just googled him lol). He should be a little more self-aware at this point.

Chop it! That's what my parents did when I refused to brush my hair and got "fairy knots." Then when I started to want "Repunzel" hair, I brushed it myself because I had place value on long, beautiful hair.