Spoiler alert, Jon!

DAMMIT! There goes my lady boner. :/

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Nice! I’m more of an embryo sushi kind of girl myself.

Thank you for your godly work.

AND WHAT AN UPGRADE!

Sounds like someone is a little bitter that she upgraded.

Reproductive abuse. Too textbook to even feel good about recognizing.

“Our Frozen Embryos Have a Right to Live”

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

If she has children with Joe Magniello, we won’t be able to look directly at them. Like the sun.

WTF. Just all the WTFs.

1. Why the fuck would they give him a platform?

If by “dreamy nerd” you mean there’s a lack of electrical activity between the ears, you’re spot on.

I feel like you owe us a Pnina Torne overview.