Maybe he feels...hunted?

Did you hear that? It was the sound of 100,000,000 dicks popping off and falling in the crapper from rage-gasming because a woman is now in a minor coaching position in a men’s sportball league...

See that little “x” on the Gawker tab in your browser? Click it. Now. And when you see the words “Caitlyn Jenner” in a headline, don’t click.

Kenya believe it?

I love that man, I love that man!

He’s in Kenya?

I would call him my little toe and bang him on every piece of furniture in my house.

Apparently nobody is his type unless they are limp and lifeless.

So 40+ women saying he did this wasn’t enough? She is a textbook example of a woman who doesn’t believe women and only changes her mind when a man says it.

Why be ashamed? Be proud. I’d hop on Kanye in a second, topless-under-a-baggy-leather-blazer, megalomaniac tendencies and all. He keeps it real, and that’s sexy as hell.

Marry Mason, Penelope or the third one. Or have him date your mom. All my mom’s boyfriends were “uncles”

I am HERE for that!

I am here with you(s).

My roommate knew Kanye back in Chicago, before he was famous and said he was quiet and nerdy. I suspect many of his public displays of insanity are for publicity, which makes him a genius. Team Kanye.

You are not alone.

I would bang him like a goddamn screen door.

I’m ashamed to admit this, but I have a lady boner for him. Even his obvious insanity isn’t enough to tamp it down.

““There are fears that Disick will spill all of the family secrets”

Ladies always do the two finger V and dudes always do the C fingers.

From personal experience and personal experience only, I think that men and woman hold their cigarettes differently. And Caitlyn’s manner seems like a stylistic “tell”.