WELL SPOTTED. Taken at face value my comment must seem ludicrously uninformed. Comically so, you might think. Rest assured that’s largely intentional. You see, I’m working on this thing where I say something ironically in order to provoke laughter.

As someone who sometimes puts his dick in other guys’ butts, I disagree.

I feel like “It’s yours to try!” is kind of not the sexiest thing you could say about your butt, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

I miss it. It was so good.

Regretsy was probably my favorite website that has ever happened.

The other day my friend was like, “Man, whatever happened to Regretsy?” and I was like, “It still exists, it’s called Etsy.”

I’m betting the hoodies are LL Bean.

Millennials are the largest voting block this country has ever seen. If more of them thought politicians were cool (or ran for office themselves!) congress would look very very different.

*runs away screaming*

what are you talking about they're clearly white and gold

social media interns: stooooooop trying to convince #millennials that politicians are cool.

I don’t see any flag pins!

The "everyday pants suit tee" is also a little bit of wonderful.

Everyone who wears that tshirt will only ever look like this old lady to me.

Ricky Gervais now and forever. Amen.

Google is your friend.

Graydon Carter.

GRAYDON Carter ... I’ll show myself out.

She has also had 2 face lifts, and I am sure enjoys botox as much as the rest of the family.