If you want a sense of closure, I highly recommend literally any other show on television.

I was creeped out by the guy Peggy was having her career discussion with at her home, and I could not figure out why at first . Then I remembered, he played the guy in the cowboy costume who tried to sexually assault Kelly on the original 90210. I watch too much TV.

Hah! Same exact deal with me. I told my parents and my therapist that I manage to present as “normal” and even “happy” to others (who are not close confidants) because I’m on meds and have acting experience.

Yeah my thought process is usually “my friends are really awesome people, and they all seem to like me a bunch. There must be some reason to it. But whyyyyy.” Been better about it lately, but through, you know, therapy.

you could lead with your best traits all you want, but you can’t make others internet them correctly.

I want people to see me as graceful and witty, but my reality is such that I’m actually just a bumbling lunatic.

Seriously, what the hell. No thank you.

literally my first thought. I would be murdered almost instantly.

Christ, no. That’s the last thing I want. I hate myself.

Apparently we all have very strong feelings about Lilly.

I’m looking at photos of vintage Lilly Pulitzer, and I found this dapper man wearing a vintage jacket. It would be great if this were something the company put out.

Her original dresses were not that short.

What maxi dresses are for, no? That’s how I use ‘em..

I really like this Vanity Fair article on Lilly Pulitzer. As a person, she sounds like a cool lady. I mean, she designed the dresses specifically so she wouldn’t have to wear underwear in the Florida heat.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

It’s really weird how people working at a site focused on video games sometimes experience fun and joy in life right?

No one can convince me that these aren’t modern day lynchings. No one.

Don’t get in a car accident, don’t fall asleep on a park bench, don’t have a mental illness, don’t be naked outside, don’t walk in the street, don’t forget your daughter’s inhaler, don’t walk down dark hallways, don’t get a pulmonary embolism, don’t drive a Jaguar, don’t go to a strip club, don’t get your ID when the…

i don’t understand. i’ll never understand.

asfsfskfhskhfskjdhfkfhsdjfhskfdhkdsfjdksfhksdhj I can’t even.