Barf.

DON'T CLICK DON'T CLICK DON'T CLICK DON'T CLICK Oh, hi everybody.

Re: Miami & Puerto Rico, we Latinas like our heels, like, super high.

I have this EXACT cat. Eerie how similar they are. I don't know if my cat likes Opera but he does have those long-haired toes which are great for walking in the snow. (We live in Miami.)

I, too, am "bored with life and don't like people" but... #Levels

I think this letter to this nonexistent "baby" is ridiculous, melodramatic drivel. But I'm very thankful, that for the time being, I live in a country where women are allowed to publicly feel however the fuck they want about their legal abortions. So go ahead, throw your imaginary baby a goddamned Hello Kitty party,…

I think they're having fun being Kimye and try as I might, I can't hate them for it.

A group of used condoms is called a Screw. A screw of used condoms.

I can't believe it's 2014 and here we are, still talking about this shit!

Can we all now agree, that despite everyone's best efforts, Ronan Farrow Didn't Happen?

Dr. Scholl's! We all clacked around in them in the 70s. I want these.

Kim Jong Ugh. But seriously, I want those velvet Dr. Scholl's!

Columbian beer. From Columbia. COLUMBIA. #NoPuedo

These clothes are not in the stores, these are prototypes on models. It takes 6 months to show, take orders from buyers, market (including lending the clothes to stars), shoot and place ads, decide what to commercialize from the collections and fulfill orders from buyers. By this time a huge demand has been created…

It's her skin. Many women with dark skin have darker coloration in this area. Not contouring, not a beard.

HA! Don't mind if I do. *rubs hands together in evil fashion*

This collection will be easy to commercialize for the mass market (which is BCBG's game) aka "wearable". It's fresh and I like the Japanese/Obi-like details against the watery chiffon.

Low-rent Valentino.

You are a sarcastic, condescending, cruel person. Just like me! I LOVE YOU.

Poison inside a poor little Papillon. Quel Horreur.