LEAVE US ALONE.

Yes, of course I'll marry you.

Carolina Herrera called... No, not her atelier, the actual Carolina Herrera. Who is, like, 70.

CJ! She gets better looking every time I see her. Also, that velvet gown was so luscious it moved like fluid silk.

Inniskillin! Delicious Canadian icewine. Mmm, I can smell-taste it in my brainnose. I have to find some now.

Hmmm, always beautifully embellished but starting to feel "old".

Sea kelp, actually. $160 for 1 oz. And the stuff works wonders (I live off the samples they give away at Saks).

The word "overworked" springs to mind.

Wait, it's even better... the crystals had a purple "facet" and the fur pelt was dyed blush pink. The colors look very washed out in bright lights but I saw a few up close and read a description of the materials. iDie.

I knew the minute I turned him down he'd go running to the arms of that barrister bird.

She was some spoiled kid who went to Europe to try dresses on for her Sweet 16 (as part of an MTV show) so don't think it was a big issue.

MAC "Ruby Woo" would get you there.

And it's "vintage" Cavalli.

It's the one she tried on. She had one copied for the actual party. And now, I'm going to go find my life.

I love Grumpy Cat LOL etc.

It's the Levar Burton headband that's killing me.

Nice enough interpretations of real designs but made by a young man who was on tv once and has access to Google image.

Some of us were born to be models.

This collection is the realm of Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, even Lupita. It is not for mere mortals. cc: Paula Patton.

As a 47 y.o. woman with natural DDs all her life who underwent a lift/reduction last year and as someone who lives in Miami and has met and chatted with Sofia several times, I can tell you that a) they're real and b) that she had a lift in the last few years, but no implants (like mine). Here's a picture of a very…