I can't imagine anything looking less than perfect on this woman.

Okay, last time. If this doesn't work I'll just have to describe how this is a photo of my dog wearing a hoodie. That's all.

Argh, why doesn't this photo show up?

Ah, true. Okay, carry on then. Hoodie the fucker to death. I'm over here trying to get a picture of my hoodie-wearing Chihuahu to load. Argh.

I love it, but don't let him off so easy. His comment wasn't that wearing a hoodie will get you killed, his comment was that if you're BLACK and you dress like a stereotypical hoodlum, you're asking for it and can't blame us white folk cause you tricked us!

No more ridiculous than Geraldo's comments.

I submitted a picture (Chihuahua in a pink hoodie, no, really) but not sure if it posted. should I be able to see it right away?

If you know anything about KL and/or have followed his career over the years, you know that his musings are somewhat true but mostly, he just likes to fuck with people. And apparently it works!

Years from now when the Internet is forbidden I will fondly remember these videos. There's one where "Chloe" is reciting a very pretentious menu and one of the items is "flash-tortured emu." FLASH-TORTURED EMU, OK? Brilliant.

She has been a writer for SNL for like, decades.

I suggest also putting a wine cork up one's butt so as to mimic that constant awareness of one's, um, openings. I think this is fundamentally his biggest problem. The rest just stems from this nagging, persistent awareness of his own openings.

I suspect Santorum thinks that, like going to college, wanting your teenager to experience other countries and cultures is being a "snob". He is the exact opposite of the word progressive and his every move makes me want to vote for Obama HARDER.

He's so, so, so sexy I can almost forgive him for wanting to pee on Carrie in SATC.

Sign me up.

Go to ObamaDiary.com. They have the arrivals there.

For fantastic pics of Michelle's dress and others who attended, including my husband, George Clooney, visit www.theobamadiary.com. Actually, visit it regularly for wonderul pictures of the First Family going on about their lives, from an insider's POV.

Everything solocircles said, and I mean EVERY. THING.

Holy shit this is hilarious. It all happened so fast. I love these angry French cats.

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! Forget Marc's dress, look what finally happened!

The red Zuhair Murad dress JLo is wearing here is a million times more beautiful than the white one she wore to the awards ceremony. Also: perfect boobs.