I would have loved to see Miley do a modern starlet thing, you know, the same hair, make-up, jewlery, even dress, but maybe instead of a long gown have it shortened to a micro-mini. I think she has a golden - and possibly brief - opportunity to be totally cool and original and counter-culture.

I think this is one of the worst examples of this horrific epidemic.

Neither science or medical people, just people who love smart words. Other than smell, I'm a sucker for good words. Instant aphrodisiac.

Legend has it (well, in my family anyway) that my eccentric godmother once had fifteen cats, but her husband thought they only had 5. the trick was, as you say, that they were all black and white cats and she kept them moving in and out of the house, rotating them if you will, so he never saw them all at once. Like…

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Yep, aka The Sweaty T-Shirt Test. I have been talking about this test for 20 years and people always think I'm nuts. Except for one very special guy I dated who once wrote me a note that started: "To the woman with HLA molecules diametrically opposed to my own" which of course, in context, was fucking adorable.

I was exaggerating. They are perky now and have that desirable "swoop" so no, they don't point straight up, but the nipples do sit up on the tips of the breasts. I love them. :)

I had my boobs done (lift and reduction) last year and they are pointing straight up into the sky. It is a marvelous thing to behold. Before that they looked like Marty Feldman's eyes.

She needs to moisturize it but she's going for that whole Scarface look lately and I think the hair is in line with that mood. But don't listen to me, I have a serious girl crush on her.

Similar in mood but a different dress. Certainly not Armani. She wore this to Stella McCartney's show in London, but I can't find the designer anywhere!

Moved to proper thread.

"We're royally pissed off that some American (eye roll) bird we used to model our big ole bras no one else could fill is now on the cover of SI and more famous than most of the nice, skinny, GRATEFUL, demure girls that walk our show" is what Sophia really wanted to say.

I have a feeling Kate Upton is going to become the next household name in her field (whatever that may be) and she'll be too good for VS. Just you watch. The sentiment behind that VS casting person's snark will light a fire under the millions of women who don't look like Gisele.

Thanks but I'm afraid to come up.

I know I'm going to have things thrown at me for saying this but I see something in this Kate Upton woman. I'm not saying if it's good or bad, but there is something there - I get a Marilyn Monroe/Anna Nicole thing. I know she's from a good family (Whirlpool) so maybe the wrong-side-of-the-tracks element isn't there,…

Ha! I was going to post "What? No Ham on Hamm action jokes?". Glad I scrolled through.

I think it's implied we're talking about the model world. You have to admit for a swimsuit model she's not the norm.

I thought it was a Jimmy Fallon character.

I was so happy they chose her because I've always liked her real-looking body. She has real boobs, she's curvy and smooshy and still gorgeous but they couldn't help themselves. They just HAD to manipulate the cover photo to eleminate all traces of her individuality. Argh.

Hair? Down there? A swimsuit model with pubic hair?